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The act of taking a dump on someones chest than smacking it with a tennis racket.

Revealing the waffle and possibly putting maple syrup on it than eating it.
Me and my boyfriend had a romantic night of giving each other brown waffles, I know he's the one
by foundation982 June 18, 2009
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When someone thinks they are the main character of their life. Usually comes with a side of individuality complex, quirky style and a self centered point of view.
"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"

"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."
by CrazyandIknowit April 27, 2021
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1) a blue waffle infection, except in the anus area
Of all the sexually transmitted infections I've gotten, I'd have to say that brown waffle was the most disgusting
by ubwd guy September 06, 2010
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