Urban Dictionary: Brown Surprise

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When you think you're gonna fart but a dookie comes out.

James: Bro I thought it was gonna be a fart but then I shit my pants!
John: You just got hit with a brown surprise!

by shitmypants January 13, 2021

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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.

Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.

by LolWut098 December 30, 2020

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Brown Surprise

When you drinking hot coffee and sneeze unexpectedly.

Friend 1: Hey, that looks like a good cup of Joe.

Friend 2: Achooo!

Friend 1: Oh no! Brown Surprise!

by dommydommy December 03, 2018

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Brown Surprise

When two persons are engaged in anal sex, and the receiver poops a little.

"I don't have bum sex any more, not ever since the brown surprise." ~ your dad

by MuslamicRayguns July 04, 2014

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