Clothing worn to hide the fact that the shit will likely be scared out of you.
Ship is sailing the oceans.

A pirate ship appears on the horizon. The captain says "Men, bring me my red shirt!" The first mate fetches the shirt and the captain successfully leads an attack on the pirates that sinks their ship.

One of the sailors asked the captain "Why do you wear a red shirt in battle?" The captain responded "because if I am wounded, you will not see blood and will continue to fight as if nothing is amiss." The crew was astounded at the bravery of the captain.

Later, twenty pirate ships appeared on the horizon. The men looked to the captain, waiting for the request that brought everyone so much strength. The captain looked at the horizon and said, "Men, bring me my brown pants!"
by GloriaB September 23, 2006
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Used to refer to coworkers' apparel choices. Most commonly refers to coworkers who wear the same outfit multiple times in a week.
History of the word derives from a particular individual who wore brown pants to the office more than once. Even up to three times per week.
Did you see what she was wearing? So brown pants!
by Sid the Sloth December 15, 2005
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Pants that have recieved the aftermath of a rectal release.
Man 1: Hey what the fuck, theres a huge shit skid down the side of Roberts leg.

Man 2: yeah looks like he's wearin' browned pants. Thats fucked what a freakin loser, lets push him over.

Man 1: Nah can't be screwed, lets go to yours and play CS.

Man 2: Ok.
by angustus March 16, 2008
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That split second of fear that your bowel may just empty itself because you forgot to do something of epic importance.
Groom: "You've got the rings yeah?"
Best Man: ...long pause... "errrrrm...hold on...errrrm..." ...longer pause... "yes"
Groom: "Thank F**k, I nearly had a brown pants moment"
Best Man: "Me too"
by schmowo November 19, 2009
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The condition of having brown stains, or skid marks on your underwear. May also be used a locker room taunt by young children, or at home by siblings.
Kiddo, you've got one serious case of Johnny brown pants.
by Rod Brock May 14, 2006
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A point in time where one would be left with a proverbial (and occasionally literal) brick in the seat of their trousers.
"Hey, you know that one scene in Band of Brothers, in Bastogne, at the end of the artillery barrage, where Luz and Lipton have a dud shell hit about three feet away?"

"Now that's a brown pants moment if i ever saw one"
by SlavosaurusBlyat December 05, 2016
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when you shit your pants and theres nothing you can do about it so you gotta walk around with dump in your pants.
Josh:"man i totally tried to fart in latin class, instead i browned my pants."
Roy:"i thought i smelt something."
by elyk April 06, 2005
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