the act of shitting on a person's chest and/ or face and "moo" like a cow
Paula: "What's a 'Brown Cow'?"

Dean: *pfft* "MOO!"
by JKitsLUCAS March 30, 2011
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a form of a charlie horse. to pull off a brown cow, you have to slide down on the strings of a guitar, and when you reach the end of the fret board, lift your hand off and punch someone close by with a lot of power.
during music class, josh turned around and brown cow'd greg right in the arm
by jordon_guv June 03, 2005
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