Urban Dictionary: Brotein

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The sticky white hot cocunut man pee that you shake from your bro's veiny tree of love and ingest as a hearty supplement to your daily calorie allowance.

I love the taste of Gary's Brotein, it gets me real pumped and is an essential ingredient in a Bromance.

by Pikey1079 January 08, 2015

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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.

Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
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Brotein

A protein supplement taken by Football plays to dramatically increase chest size, add sex appeal, and look like total dicks to the Cross Country team.

(Football voice) "Dude pass some brotein, i haven't hade my 150 grams yet, im slacking."
"Have you atleast had some creatine?!"
"No."
"Holy shit, here have my muscle milk."

by Lakessss August 20, 2009

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Brotein

Sources of protein that are integral for bros a.k.a juice heads a.k.a men with Ph.Ds in "bro-science". Ex. whey protein, grilled chicken, fish etc.

Paxton: Yo Shaq my roommate Alban just copped a large tub of Gold Standard Whey protein cookies and creme flavor!
Shaq: Damn son, thats some grade A Brotein.

by shaqdiesel006 November 08, 2012

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brotein

protein from bros, usually the result of man-on-man relations. Semen that comes from Bromance.

Yo, you left some brotein in the soapdish, you're a foul pig

by gavin_pm February 09, 2006

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brotein

the protein one gets from swallowing after fellatio. or simply, the protein contained in semen that can be ingested when giving a blow job.

"hey hon, your hair isn't looking so shiny, lemme give you some brotein!" (high fives any surrounding buddies)

by cayb March 14, 2010

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Bro-tein

The meal eaten directly following any bro workout. A supplement that turns ordinary dudes into bros

A bro stimulate that steps up their game in times of need

Dude #1: "Yo bro, check out dis chick she's a 10."

Dude #2: "Yeah bro man, you better take some bro-tein before you go up to her"

Dude #1: "Yes, good thinkin bro"

by Bro Nation Man February 28, 2008

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