Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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A brotastic beverage typically consisting of vanilla protein powder, orange juice, and Smirnoff Ice that is often consumed by a bro after a workout or when chilling at a brodeo.
Bro: Hey brosef, you tryin' to 'cube later?
Chad: Yeah brohan, let's chill right after I lax and have my brotein shake.
Chad: Yeah brohan, let's chill right after I lax and have my brotein shake.
by n8pants September 21, 2010
6
When you add a little to much bro in your morning protein shake, it scientifically proven when one adds to much bro into their shake it is no longer classified as a mere protein shake but it becomes a brotein shake.
Son: "I accidentally put too much bro in my shake and now it's a brotein shake, i'm sorry Mom."
Mom: "You are the physical representation of a frickin mistake, Kevin"
Mom: "You are the physical representation of a frickin mistake, Kevin"
by I'vefallenandIcantgetup May 22, 2019