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A bro of such incredible wisdom that he can see into the future.
Jeremy: Dude, Arthur told me that this chick was gonna ask me out and she totally did it!
Brent: Yeah, he's a real brostradamus.
by neithertegannorsara June 29, 2010
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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A "bro" who works as a pharmacist and predicts the future quite often.
"...damn brostradamus, how'd you know I'd get in the car crash?"
"I don't know. Have some vicodin."
by Quizzledorf May 11, 2008
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