Top definition
: A male belonging to the YOLO demographic being forced to sell their body to support their freewheeling lifestyle.
: A bro being forced to sell out, get a real job and grow up.
: A bro being forced to sell out, get a real job and grow up.
"Dude, we're out of cash and stranded in Nicaragua! We're going to have to turn to brostitution!"
"Bro, being a ski bum isn't really working out. I think I'm going to go back to school and get into corporate brostitution like everyone else."
"Bro, being a ski bum isn't really working out. I think I'm going to go back to school and get into corporate brostitution like everyone else."
by Tillibum March 31, 2014
Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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Lizzy wanted me to come out but so did Jimmy so I picked Jimmy being a loyal brostitute, sticking to the law of brostitution.
by Naomi.nt July 07, 2017