A pandemic-type virus implemented by Mother Earth to save itself from The Baby Boomer Generation as a last ditch nuclear option after all other natural disasters and world calamities have failed.
“I knew this would happen,” says Mother Earth to God while puking blood.

God just sits stoically, eyes down, outwardly ashamed.

Mother Earth looks up at God, while bloody puss runs from her ears, mouth, nose and eyes, “I have no choice but to release the Boomer Broomer.”

God nods in somber agreement, adding: “I really never thought this would happen — I’m sorry.”
by JimmyChonga24 March 22, 2020
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(Pronunced Bro·mer) when your bro is a boomer
Yo, you a broomer
by A_Big_Dum December 13, 2019
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Synonym of dumb broom , but is used only with an “Okay” in front of it.

Means a dumb person, usually female, especially a female who let’s a fuckboy fuck up her life.
Friend 1: “I fucked with John again, i hate myself for it!”
Friend 2: “Okay, broomer!”
by Dumb broom June 16, 2020
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related to boomer
when you want to insult your bro but not be mean
see cinderella
bro: go away broomer
by bbyodes January 21, 2020
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