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The act of placing a broom out on the front porch to signal that your spouse is gone on deployment. This was a signal that you were horny and looking for sex or you where whoring yourself out for some extra cash. This was predominantly practiced on the NAS Lemoore before important people caught on to the practice.
Sailor Jimmy: so I was driving through housing yesterday and Captain smith house always has a broom on the front porch.
Sailor billy: yeah man, his wife is broom-sticking. While the old man is away, she does sexual favors for money.
Sailor billy: yeah man, his wife is broom-sticking. While the old man is away, she does sexual favors for money.
by Mr. squeaky butthole July 08, 2018
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
2
The act of screwing someone over. Likened to being 'brutally penetrated by a broomstick.' Other variations of the word are 'Broomsticked', which is the past tense verb, and 'broomstick', the present tense verb.
"WHAT!?!? No more coffee? Why don't you just bend me over and broomstick me?!!"
You: "I just spat in her face while she was sleeping, and then left a hot pocket in her parents couch.
Friend: "Wow. That sounds like a horrible case of broomsticking."
You: "My boss dumped a load of files on my desk, and told me if they weren't done by tomorrow, i'm not only fired, but he's gonna wipe his ass with my last paycheck."
Friend: "Whoa. Broomsticked."
You: "I just spat in her face while she was sleeping, and then left a hot pocket in her parents couch.
Friend: "Wow. That sounds like a horrible case of broomsticking."
You: "My boss dumped a load of files on my desk, and told me if they weren't done by tomorrow, i'm not only fired, but he's gonna wipe his ass with my last paycheck."
Friend: "Whoa. Broomsticked."
by Rick Ballard November 13, 2011
3
To strike one's broom on an adjacent neighbour's wall or ceiling or floor to tell them to shut the fuck up.
The neighbours were fucking so loud I took the broomstick and banged it on the ceiling and yelled, "Shut the fuck up!" I gave them a good broomsticking.
I was laughing so hard at three o'clock in the morning that my downstairs neighbour started broomsticking me.
I was laughing so hard at three o'clock in the morning that my downstairs neighbour started broomsticking me.
by Rheo May 22, 2011
4
The practice of making a dedicated, hardworking coworkers job needlessly more stressful than it has to be. Derived from the sadistic and cowardly practice of poking a broomstick or similar object deliberately through a fence to taunt a person or animal who is in no position to fight back.
Tom: Hey Bill, I just gave Charlie a good broomsticking!
Bill: What did you do"
Tom: I was busy and Charlie looked bored so I told him his project assignment deadline was Wednesday but it really is Friday.
Bill: Man thats bullshit!
Bill: What did you do"
Tom: I was busy and Charlie looked bored so I told him his project assignment deadline was Wednesday but it really is Friday.
Bill: Man thats bullshit!
by Schticktothefacts July 19, 2011
5
When you have sex with a female with a massive bush and you look down and your cock looks like a “broomstick”.
by Gansy December 05, 2019