He will do anything you tell him too. He pissed in his shoe and drank it. Just to hear someone say something he already knew... stupid.
by BlockedSphinx02 July 11, 2020
On a job interview—
Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years.
You: Hopefully like Brooks. Hanging myself in a halfway house and dead.
Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years.
You: Hopefully like Brooks. Hanging myself in a halfway house and dead.
by Flexo Rodriguez November 5, 2018
by BwanaChris March 21, 2018
A lady who often laughs uncontrollably at obscene jokes.
A very strange person who has a sense of humour that no homosapien will ever understand.
A very strange person who has a sense of humour that no homosapien will ever understand.
by The one and only Iron maan October 28, 2013
Everything about this person is slightly off, but you can never quite put your finger on what it is. A Brooks is generally known to convert straight white males into homosexuals. A Brooks eats at about 50dB (never in public). Brooks may or may not work for the NSA.
by doyoulikethat March 3, 2018
by Lilbill May 15, 2015
1) Leather bicycle saddle of ancient origin. Chronically hard and ill-fitting, although this fact is denied vociferously by the cogniscenti in the Retro Grouch and Fixie Hipster crowd who prefer to roll old school.
Yep, my Brooks saddle is nice and broken in. It only took two seasons! Too bad the last one got stolen off of my fixie. At least they left the rest of the bike.
by WheezerMF August 14, 2009