Da Spring is sprung,
Da grass is riz.
I wunna weah da boidies is.
Da boid is onna wing?
Dats obsoid!
From what I hear,
da wing is onna boid!

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.