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A woman who has a multitude of children by different men; typically does nothing else with her life. Just like with horses: the sole purpose of the broodmare is to breed with worthwhile studs.
"That chick on Maury was a total broodmare. She had 6 kids with 5 different dads and doesn't even have a job."
"Arlene is having ANOTHER baby? What a broodmare!"
"Arlene is having ANOTHER baby? What a broodmare!"
by Boswellthe3rd January 21, 2009
May 17 Word of the Day
Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
by rednos January 10, 2013
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Looks like that stallion over there is ready again - and I think that broodmare is ready too, so let the horsies do their thing.
by Adel7 December 02, 2007
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A Broodmare is a woman who has a multitude of children by different men; typically does nothing else with her life, except give unwanted advice, and mooch off others. Broodmares typically never have jobs and live off EBT and welfare. Just like with horses: the sole purpose of the broodmare is to breed as much as possible, unlike horses human Broodmares typically mate with worthless studs that don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out off, aka non-bonafide. Keep in mind, these studs can mate 2-4 mares a day as long as they have a break for beer inbetween mares. Don't be fooled Broodmares come in all ages, ethnicities, and cultural backgrounds.
I have seen Broodmares with 9 children by 6-7 different studs and 2 of the studs have also impregnated a sister Broodmare and one of the other stud's foals. When this occurs you have a platinum level PWT Broodmare on your hands, she doesn't mind sharing studs even with foals. Broodmares are by no means to be mistaken are an Alpha Mares.
I have seen Broodmares with 9 children by 6-7 different studs and 2 of the studs have also impregnated a sister Broodmare and one of the other stud's foals. When this occurs you have a platinum level PWT Broodmare on your hands, she doesn't mind sharing studs even with foals. Broodmares are by no means to be mistaken are an Alpha Mares.
by Other Misfits December 31, 2020