When a girl has a crush on and/or wants to bone her male friend ("bro"). Often, the girl is considered "one of the guys" and is deeply rooted in the friend zone. Lady broners are usually unsatisfying and may result in late nights alone, self-loathing, and bitterness.
Girl 1: It's great that you and Herp are such good friends.
Girl 2: Yeah, except for the fact that I have a massive lady broner for him.
Girl 1: You are fucked.
Girl 2: Yeah, except for the fact that I have a massive lady broner for him.
Girl 1: You are fucked.
by oogenshnagen February 29, 2012
by Clayton Bertram June 17, 2020
Your best bud that willingly to hide your boner in front of the girl/boy you attracted to. Usually using a book or standing in front of you making small talk to the said girl/boy, while you busy rearranging the boner. A True Best Friend.
A: Here comes Abby.
B: Oh crap! I got a boner, down boy down I say!
A: Don't worry *covers your junk with his school bag*
C: Hey guys!
A and B: Hey there Abby!
B: That was close, thanks bro
A: Don't worry, we are shield-broner.
B: You over mine, I cover yours, Shield-Broners for life!
B: Oh crap! I got a boner, down boy down I say!
A: Don't worry *covers your junk with his school bag*
C: Hey guys!
A and B: Hey there Abby!
B: That was close, thanks bro
A: Don't worry, we are shield-broner.
B: You over mine, I cover yours, Shield-Broners for life!
by UrbanHunk July 5, 2017
A Jeff Martin induced boner. The ultimate boner (level 10 in stiffness) that a male can achieve, from another male. Typically resulting from being in close proximity of Jeff Martin and/or thinking about Jeff Martin.
The origins of the Beasty Broner date back to 2006 when Adam 'The Beast' Cyr was roommates with Jeff Martin in Halifax, Nova Scotia. Many full scale erections occurred between the years 2006 - 2012.
The origins of the Beasty Broner date back to 2006 when Adam 'The Beast' Cyr was roommates with Jeff Martin in Halifax, Nova Scotia. Many full scale erections occurred between the years 2006 - 2012.
"Jeff just gave me a Beasty Broner" - The Beast
"This boner just reached Beasty Broner proportions" - The Beast
Scotty - "Beast, why are you walking around the Alehouse with a boner?"
Beast - "Saw Jeff Martin on the dance floor, and got a Beasty Broner"
Scotty - "wow, I just got a Beasty broner too!!"
"This boner just reached Beasty Broner proportions" - The Beast
Scotty - "Beast, why are you walking around the Alehouse with a boner?"
Beast - "Saw Jeff Martin on the dance floor, and got a Beasty Broner"
Scotty - "wow, I just got a Beasty broner too!!"
by Project Halifax January 3, 2014
when you are having such a good time with your homies, that you get a little boner. (no homo though)
by henki December 4, 2019
It's when a guy gets a boner during spooning with another guys, usually done by two straight guy who's quite close with each and they often spoon, so this is a non-gay activity :)
by JAYSONofabitch February 24, 2016
When one or more of ur "Bro's" have a stiff and your in the same room.
or;
Random boner when hanging out with bro's.
or;
Random boner when hanging out with bro's.
by balljuice June 15, 2011