The shadow broker is an information trader, a walking encyclopedia of every living person and anything you could want to know about them... plus everything you really didn't need to know. Like a giant sponge they soak up information constantly and have often been heard regurgitating unfiltered descriptions at the drop of a name, which can include anything from the last event in which that person was seen and everyone else in attendance.... To the name of their dog, mother and the type of car they drive. If the shadow broker hasnt heard of someone... They pretty much don't exist.
I knew my boyfriend was acting weird so I asked the shadow broker and found out about his secret tranny addiction!
by Dopamine March 20, 2016
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