Urban Dictionary: Brokenitis

bowl of broken eggs

A girl who has had many abortions.

She's had so many abortions, she's a bowl of broken eggs.

by Grad1678 June 20, 2017

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shitting broken glass

Extremely scared or nervous, particularly about the outcome of a situation or event.

Man, when my car spun out on the ice & ended up in front of that truck, I was shitting broken glass!

by Bilgerat984 January 06, 2019

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Not-Broken

Being able to comment on the love of your life's wall, despite any other minor irritatations.

Sarah can still write lustful letters to her sweetheart Josh, therefore her Facebook is Not-Broken.

by Nice Ice February 16, 2012

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All Hell Has Broken Loose

A situation in which nobody has the ability to give a shit or know in the slightest what in the HELL is going on, hence the term, “All Hell Has Broken Loose”

Person 1: Man there was a zombie virus out break, I was raped by my dog and cat at the same time, I lost an arm, and my wife left me for a tree.

Person 2: Wow, it really sounds like all hell has broken loose.

by ChikcenNougat November 14, 2019

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dank memes broken dreams

its when your gay and like dank memes that died 69 years ago

Me: Hey man!
Gary: HAHA SMOK WEED EVRY DAY DOGE HAHAHAHAHA RAWR xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Me: wtf
Gary: DANK MEMES BROKEN DREAMS
Me: DANK MEMES BROKEN NOSE
Gayry: hit me harder daddy

by nobruh100 October 03, 2017

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Gauntlets are broken

EVERTHING IS TRUE AND STUPID. DAMAGE OR GIMPS. I THINK YOU MEAN DAMAGE AMD GIMPS.

The gauntlets are broken.

by Whitedwarf October 13, 2020

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creamy memes, broken dreams

A phrase used to describe when a user makes a cringey video intending it to go viral, but doesn't succeed.

Oh, your cute cat video has 3 views. Creamy memes, broken dreams, bro.

by Vdgman November 07, 2017

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