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Bro #1 - "Hey, Bro. Don't be mad, but I hooked up with your ex last night at a party."
Bro #2 - "Bro, why you do me Brogus?"
Bro #1 - "Sorry Bro, I didn't mean to do you Brogus. She was just coming on to me, and I thought that it was cool since you guys broke up like, a year ago."
Bro #2 - "We broke up last week, Bro. That was so Brogus."
Bro #2 - "Bro, why you do me Brogus?"
Bro #1 - "Sorry Bro, I didn't mean to do you Brogus. She was just coming on to me, and I thought that it was cool since you guys broke up like, a year ago."
Bro #2 - "We broke up last week, Bro. That was so Brogus."
by Drawers8894 July 31, 2015
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
2
Bro 1: "Hey bros, I can't bro out and watch Family Guy with you 'cause I gotta go cut the grass at my stepdad's."
Bros 2-5: "That's brogus!"
Bros 2-5: "That's brogus!"
by prafroman August 27, 2008
3
the act of dickin around with your friends (or bros) when you should be working on a school project or something of equal importance.
(antonym: see brocus)
(antonym: see brocus)
by brostradamusIV October 25, 2009
4
Luke: Kyle’s brogus, my friend.
Chad: What’d he do? You guys are so tight.
Luke: He went climbing with my buddy Andee and didn’t invite me.
Chad: Shit. That’s not cool. Andee was your big homie.
Luke: I know.
Chad: And Andee’s a beast. I bet he crushed it.
Luke: True.
Chad: What’d he do? You guys are so tight.
Luke: He went climbing with my buddy Andee and didn’t invite me.
Chad: Shit. That’s not cool. Andee was your big homie.
Luke: I know.
Chad: And Andee’s a beast. I bet he crushed it.
Luke: True.
by Gengalore June 26, 2018
5
A rare skin condition, in which the occpant develops large hives along the eyebrows when attracted to someone of the opposite sex.
Penelope developed a serious case of brogus every time she set eyes on her Highschool English teacher.
by Emma 2006 September 04, 2006