Irish or Irish-American colloquialism for shoes, boots, or other footwear (noun); derived from "brogue," the lilting accent with which most people of Celtic/Irish extraction speak, most commonly whilst intoxicated.
1. "Get those brogans off the table, you drunken black Irish bastard, or else somebody in this family's going to die."
2. Mr. Conroy: "Charlie! What happened to your brogans???? You better not have lost them because I put in tons and tons of overtime painting houses just to buy them, you ungrateful little son of a bitch."

Little Charlie: Tommy Adams and his cronies yanked them off me and threw them in the Allegheny when I was walking home from school today."

Mr. Conroy: "Goddamn it!!!" {chugs down the rest of his Iron City, slaps Little Charlie in the back of the head, gets up from kitchen table, and grabs baseball bat}. "I guess I'm going to have pay a social call to his old man, then..."
by faschuck77 September 3, 2013
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when someone brings their chick friends over that have them stuck in the friend zone and gets them hammered on beer with ruffies in it. the forementioned person will proceed to fuck one of the chick friends or more than one chick friend and when he finishes he brands them by cumming on their chest and pouring oil on it and lighting it on fire.
Dan: I brought Julia over last week
Mike: Oh so what did you do with her?
Dan: I broganated her
by The broganator June 17, 2011
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The act thrusting the penis between the butt cheeks without penetration of any kind resulting in ejaculation.
Chris took Patty home from the bar late last night. They did not have sex but he did give her The Brogan.
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Misinformed unvaccinated fans of Joe Rogan who will eat anything for money.
Those brogans are misogynists.
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When two dudes are just destined to naturally be friends.

this doesn't happen to girls since girls don't exist
You two are just broganic.

Jynx! wow that was a totally broganic moment.
by The see-ma-wae January 22, 2010
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