a professional bro. This is a person who excels in party related activity with a professional style. They are good at all things party: i.e. drinking, smoking, dancing, talking to the opposite sex, getting out of situations, etc.
We were down to one cup in our beerpong game and Brad just walked up, looked at the cup, and sank it in one shot. A true brofessional.
by The Hammer Bros May 29, 2008
Noun.
A brofessional is a dude who has devoted himelf fully to bro activities. Obviously this includes beer drinking, watching sports, playing videogames, listening to bro music, hitting on slutty girls.
However, what truly distinguishes the brofessional is that he, upon graduation, finds a job that encourages or accomodates this lifestyle.
For example: Investment Banker, Lacrosse Coach, Client Relations Management, Beer Company Representative, Admissions Officer, College Counselor, Vineyard Vines Employee, Physical Therapist.
A brofessional is a dude who has devoted himelf fully to bro activities. Obviously this includes beer drinking, watching sports, playing videogames, listening to bro music, hitting on slutty girls.
However, what truly distinguishes the brofessional is that he, upon graduation, finds a job that encourages or accomodates this lifestyle.
For example: Investment Banker, Lacrosse Coach, Client Relations Management, Beer Company Representative, Admissions Officer, College Counselor, Vineyard Vines Employee, Physical Therapist.
"Bro, our lacrosse coach is a brofessional. Did you seem him inhale those beers during flip cup last night at ATO?"
"Yeah, dude. He was crushing everyone at Beer Pong too. I think he hooked up with that freshman whore, Maria. I can't believe he's 27."
"Yeah, dude. He was crushing everyone at Beer Pong too. I think he hooked up with that freshman whore, Maria. I can't believe he's 27."
by Luke Brolitz February 5, 2009
by datdude111 August 12, 2011
one who is a Professional Bro, who not only excels but pillages in all forms of partying, including, but not limited to: drinking, smoking, smoking cigarettes, talking to girls, handling liquor, and getting out of shit while your drunk.
by Old Man Jasper November 1, 2011
A worker's wingman;
able to understand the loyalty between two employees and take favor towards a better outcome for the associate over the company;
Covering for a fellow employee.
able to understand the loyalty between two employees and take favor towards a better outcome for the associate over the company;
Covering for a fellow employee.
Brofessional: "The boss was looking for you."
Coworker: "shit, did he ask where I was?"
Brofessional:"I told em you had a massive attack of Diarhea forcing you to spend the greater part of the morning in the toilet. So yeah, he doesn't know your late."
Coworker: "shit, did he ask where I was?"
Brofessional:"I told em you had a massive attack of Diarhea forcing you to spend the greater part of the morning in the toilet. So yeah, he doesn't know your late."
by bizzarot April 16, 2010
The act of being an ultimate bro. A professional is someone who has class, and gets the job done. A brofessional is someone who gets it done on a high level, mixed with the sweet smell of cologne, and a well treated Armani suit. No matter the occasion, well dressed, well groomed, and just the pinnacle of the worker.
by yii August 28, 2009
Being so bro at something that you clould be considered to be on the same level as the broest people alive (i.e. Jesus, Tim Tebow, Connor Martin)
by BurntEternalGenius December 19, 2011