Brody Fuck is the biggest fucking dawg out there. You can't have him. In fact he's so fine to a point where no one can have him. I mean that must be the explanation for why he has never got sum. He's fucking amazing and looking at them sexy ass glasses, you'll never ever be able to handle his groundbreaking looks, and you will probably end up throwing yourself off of the staircase in the L building.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.