by josh brown the best November 14, 2007
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
by Max Montez June 22, 2006
When one Bro jumps on the back of another Bro unexpectedly then begins screaming "BRODEO, BRODEO!" acting as if they are riding a bull in a rodeo. The goal is to stay on the bro for at least 8 seconds or longer, while the bro being rode is tring to get the bro rider off. Just like in bull riding, in bro riding you use only one hand/arm to hang on. similiar to Icing in the way this is done between "bros"
(Bro Rider often acts like a cowboy while participating in a brodeo)
(Bro Rider often acts like a cowboy while participating in a brodeo)
Bro Rider: "BRODEO YEE HAW, BRODEO! GET 'EM PARTNER!"
Bro: "no way you were riding more than 8 seconds bro"
Bro Rider: "some salt?"
Bro: "no way you were riding more than 8 seconds bro"
Bro Rider: "some salt?"
by Roberto Jorge October 07, 2010
There goes Christina shes so hot, to bad she was the main attraction at the brodeo the other night.
Yup and it wasnt her first brodeo either.
Yup and it wasnt her first brodeo either.
by Yur1 September 10, 2011
Steve's party was a total brodeo - the only people who showed up were his brother, his friend Giles, and that guy whose fingers smell like milk.
by The Commodore June 21, 2007
May 27 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

