Broads beans

The art of inserting only your testicles into your partners arse. Once your balls are firmly wedged into your partners arse you can proceed to pull your cock & ejaculate all over your her back.

"WARNING" If your partner does not expect a load splattered all over thier arse & back, the shock can cause your partners muscles to tense up & cause severe testicle pain.

Doctor: Why do your balls smell like shit & look like french truffles...

Perpertraitor: I shoved my Broads Beans into my missus arse...

Doctor:That explains the shit smell, what about your decomposing balls...

Perpertraitor: As I was about to blow my load I told her to look around at me...My missus now has pink eye...

by skeeza1 April 28, 2011

Broad bean

A name for a person who thinks there a great captain but in reality they are just a squirrel

Person1:the captain is such a broad bean
Person2:ikr

by Grapes in hot tubs October 18, 2021

Broad beans

When a Jeee is too long and a Shesh is too harsh, give them a broad beans for casual appriciation.

*Nissan Gtr drives by*
... Broad beans

by Bixon May 10, 2021