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The political stance advocating the right of all bros to maintain broship

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Criminalizing the termination of brohood after the point of conception.
- Hey dude, why didn't you vote for Barack Obama?
-Well I heard he would try to uphold Bro vs. Wade. And I believe that all Bros have the Right to Brohood. Do you know how many innocent bros are terminated after conception each year!? I am personally Bro Life.
by BRologni-BroBallsMan September 15, 2009
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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The belief that if you are born a bro you are a bro for life.
"If you're born a bro you're are a bro for life. I'm bro life! I hate those bro choice people."
by Dick O'Toole February 20, 2014
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When a group of men go through their midlife crisis together; a noun or a verb.
Ted started losing his hair right after Barney so they're both in the middle of a brolife now.
by Lara Fraser C- May 30, 2008
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adjective; The idea that a man should actively live for his brothers and compatriots, especially in situations in which females, or bitches, are concerned.
Bret: Yo Mitt, you should totally get with Sasha, her boyfriend is out of town.

Mitt: No man, I am Bro-Life. Imma make sure she gets home safe, then sleep with her best friend.

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Keith: I just won 2 tickets to the Rose Bowl. Now who do I take, my girl, or my bro?

Zach: Dude, are you Bro-Life or not? C'mon

Keith: You're right broham, let's pack!
by La cabeza del fuego January 10, 2012
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To have everything that you wish for in Popularity
Tom- You have a Girlfriend, a Car, a huge group of friends, Man you have the Bro Life Jim
Jim- Thanks Bro!
by Chris Archie January 16, 2015
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A life consisting of dirtbikes, spades, and busted girls. Long socks and dickies are required. Metal Mullisha and SRH only. Worship Brian Deegan. Follow these instructions, and BROlife will be perfect lifestyle for you.
Ryan: BROlife is the only life!
by cheddajack January 29, 2011
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