a very slow acting mammal that can't properly react to humans. also has a poor sense of temprature and english context.
by TROLL666 September 29, 2011
Get the mug
Get a Brittany mug for your cat Trump.
Compared closely to Dr.Jeckell Mr. Hyde. A narcissistic sociopath who prays on her closest "friends." Will steal the shirt off your back and deny involvement. Most selfish person you will ever meet. No sense of loyalty or responsibility. This could be caused by her amphetamine psychosis. It's real. If you see a Brittany do not approach. If she steals cash from friends she won't hesitate to steal your children. She will do an amazing job trying to convince you she cares for you. In reality she is not capable of connecting on a human level. She has all the signs and tendencies of a serial killer. Beware.
Hey! That's Brittany's hand in the tip jar again!
#bitch #selfish #hideous #coniving #malicious #pathalogical liar #junkie #karmas a bitch
by Rason May 12, 2013
Get the merch
Get the Brittany neck gaiter and mug.
The act of sitting upon a wet surface, thus resulting in an uncomfortably saturated posterior.
We went camping and it rained the entire time. Each one of us sorry bitches got brittanyed before the night was over.

wet booty ass what the f*ck
by Captain PK October 18, 2011
Get the mug
Get a Brittany mug for your papa Günter.
The most amazing girl in the world. She is beautiful and has an amazing personality in the world, when she finds the guy she will be with forever, she will keep him.
Brittany is the most amazing and sweetest girlfriend ever.
by Todd dalon January 21, 2013
Get the mug
Get a Brittany mug for your cousin José.
Brittany-paige Alderton is the most beautiful girl in the world, she has eyes that shine brighter than stars in the night sky. She is a walking angel. She is so breathtakingly beautiful that you could try to match all of the stars in the night sky with a reason to how beautiful she is but you would run out of stars. She is so amazingly beautiful that she makes all of the worlds most beautiful things seem boring. The dictionary definition for beautiful is Brittany-paige Alderton.
No ones more beautiful than Brittany
No ones more beautiful than Brittany
by Yagerpom June 17, 2010
Get the mug
Get a Brittany mug for your sister-in-law Nathalie.
They are girls who like black meat. They have black girl asses & their cool af !
Dude 1 ; Ayee look at that ass
Dude 2 ; DAMN SHE HAS TO BE A BRITTANY
by LOLOLOLFOREVERTILLIDIE March 25, 2012
Get the mug
Get a Brittany mug for your mom Jovana.
home wrecker, whore, bends over on backroads for men, will destroy your relationship although she’s ugly. She’s easy and has low self esteem. A narcissist man’s dream because he can feed her lies and she will eat them up just to say she “won”. She’s usually very dumb, unattractive, and stinks. Uses douches regularly trying to mask the smell. Takes it in the butt because she even knows she can’t satisfy him any other way. Hides away when confrontation arises because she is a coward and weak. She couldn’t punch her way out of a paper bag. But when she wants something bad enough, no one stands in her way without getting burned.
That girl broke up that family. She pulled a Brittany!
by CheatersNeverWin December 23, 2019
Get the merch
Get the Brittany neck gaiter and mug.