by Chernorizets Hrabr July 06, 2004
When a man shaves the whole of his “manhood” to impress his partner but it freaks out the woman or man he’s having sex with.
“Oops I did it again”
“I just did a Britney Spears”
“I’m a slave 4 u”
“I’m gonna do a Britney Spears for u x”
“OH NO YOUVE DONE A BRITNEY SPEARS”
“I just did a Britney Spears”
“I’m a slave 4 u”
“I’m gonna do a Britney Spears for u x”
“OH NO YOUVE DONE A BRITNEY SPEARS”
by Pussaypatrolcummyb January 04, 2021
by TylerSpears September 20, 2011
noun- A disease. Common among young teen and preteen females. Symptoms include: Attempting to sing with a voice that is at best average; proclaiming you're the ultimate virgin-then pretending to be the world's biggest slut; shaving off all your hair and putting on weight; losing your mind(even though you really never had one)-then claiming you found it. Always making a comeback, when it's questionable you ever came.
Not to be confused with,Miley Syphilis
Not to be confused with,Miley Syphilis
"Doctor Fraud, are you re-admitting that same delusional bald girl again?"
"Yes, unfortunately, it's one of the worst 'Britney Speared' cases I've ever seen. The worst part of it is, this poor girl can really sing!"
"Yes, unfortunately, it's one of the worst 'Britney Speared' cases I've ever seen. The worst part of it is, this poor girl can really sing!"
by badugah February 21, 2009
An artistically useless pop singer who relied on the "naughty Catholic schoolgirl" image to skyrocket her to fame, and even claimed to be virginal and pure, before going all slut on America and producing millions of pre-teen skanks. She is now married to America's number one wigger. (See Kevin Federline.)
Friend: Remember when we used to own Britney Spears dolls?
Me: Yeah, but then we got brains, cut off all the dolls' hair, and dismembered the damn things.
Me: Yeah, but then we got brains, cut off all the dolls' hair, and dismembered the damn things.
by Quack Quack May 20, 2006
by Seagulls Of Satan August 04, 2008
The most slutty ass mother effer known to the world. Has killed more people than hitler. Can't sing worth of shit. White trash skank. Maked you want to kill yourself when you even hear her name!
by Rosie April 01, 2005