Jack off on a cancer patients head and call it a British Wig

British women are from another world called the UK! In the UK all women are either pretty or the queen!

Emily, "do you think that people on the Southern end of Great Britain have a different accent than those in the north, you know 'beef'."

Speaking British - a lot like speaking english, just way cooler and funner to do.

.(Shake it like a British Nanny) Phrase. 1) The act of shaking a small infant in order to make it stop crying. 2) To be violently shaken in order to be brought back into consciousness. 3) Pill free alternative to viagra. 4) The act of shaking the living crap out of something in a violent manner in order to obtain inner clarity. (See also Epileptic-Buddhist).

On February 20th it turns Anti-French/British Day where your allowed to criticize the French or British without remorse

On Febuary 20th I'm killing queen Elizabeth the third.

The term “Get Bent British Style” refers to “getting bent” or, in a not so polite term, getting fucked, or telling one to go fuck themselves, the British style, is when one get’s to partake in anal sex, and an enema, but instead of the person allowing the water to escape the body, they instead put a tea bag within their anal cavity, therefore, getting “bent” (fucked in the ass) British style (tea bag within anal cavity mid-enema)