Figurative way of describing someone who is always very serious and keeps their stern and proper composure, they will never try to have fun and will take every single rule very seriously.
Me at 10:03pm: Yo let’s go chill at the pool area it’s a really nice night here in Miami
My friend: hello we would like to go to the pool area
Front desk: no sir pool area closed at 10:00
My friend: please, we just wanna chill for a bit
Front desk: no sir pool area closes at 10:00
My friend: oh but it’s such a beautiful night we won’t be there for long cmon I’m with my friends
Front Desk: no sir pool closed at 10:00
My friend: ah ok buddy well I see you just gotta do your job all serious and keep your serious composure like a British Soldier.
My friend: hello we would like to go to the pool area
Front desk: no sir pool area closed at 10:00
My friend: please, we just wanna chill for a bit
Front desk: no sir pool area closes at 10:00
My friend: oh but it’s such a beautiful night we won’t be there for long cmon I’m with my friends
Front Desk: no sir pool closed at 10:00
My friend: ah ok buddy well I see you just gotta do your job all serious and keep your serious composure like a British Soldier.
by Jarjarsito November 20, 2020
The stereotype that British People only wear Suits, Top Hats and Ties. Also involves every British person having met the queen, and only drinking Tea. In reality, they actually act like this:
American: lol the British haven’t left the Victorian times lmao
British Guy: OH M8? YOU WANNA FITE ME M8? WELL GUESS WHAT YOU FAHCKING CUNT. IM GONNA FAHCKING GRAB MY BOTTLE OF BEER FROM 1867 AND FAHCKING KILL YOU! YOUR A FAHCKING SCUMBAGGING LOSER. GO BACK TO CANADA AND GO DROWN IN MAPLE SYRUP. BRITISH STEROTYPES SUCK.
British Guy: OH M8? YOU WANNA FITE ME M8? WELL GUESS WHAT YOU FAHCKING CUNT. IM GONNA FAHCKING GRAB MY BOTTLE OF BEER FROM 1867 AND FAHCKING KILL YOU! YOUR A FAHCKING SCUMBAGGING LOSER. GO BACK TO CANADA AND GO DROWN IN MAPLE SYRUP. BRITISH STEROTYPES SUCK.
by SociallyAwareBritishMan December 13, 2020
Watching the Super Bowl in the UK. Typically followed by tiredness (it goes on until 4 AM) and a rare occassion of an advert on The BBC
Lad 1: Why you so tired Lad 2?
Lad 2: British Super Bowl!
Lad 1: Thats why I don't like American Football.
Lad 2: British Super Bowl!
Lad 1: Thats why I don't like American Football.
by The Guy76667 February 03, 2013
by Ace_Doesnt February 24, 2021
by Ace_Doesnt February 24, 2021