When on the verge orgasm, the woman inserts a wooden reed into the man's urethra and plays a c-flat, causing instanious orgasm, bowel, and bladder release.

All y’all are whores fr. Hoes, druggies and alcoholics round the halls. Get you a shawt from there ain’t no way she staying loyal. Mans fucking in the science classrooms

biggest shithole 😅

A british shorhair is a cat breed originating from the UK. it has a soft Grey/white/tan fur and it's often compared to a plush. The british shorthair was also the inspiration by the "Cheshire cat" in Alice in Wonderland

When an British nigger tries to fit in with all the the British whites but he knows he's not as good as them.

A slag who is british and fucks a different lad every day

Snow that is found in purely Britain and on top of Glaciers. Consists of: 2 parts mud to 1 part snow. Also after 2 hours of been on the floor, it turns into a slushy, muddy mixture on the pavement/road.