Bare assed fart in mouth that results in tainting the teeth from an unexpected squirt.

The act of a gentle buttfuck, followed by a creampie in which one eats the juice and spits the magic potion into anothers mouth.

The act of smothering a crumpet in tea, the tea being a lubricant, and shoving it your ass, then fisting yourself until it comes out of your mouth.

The act of one getting a vegetable and peeling the skin from there dick and having sex

The British Pound is a maneuver at the end of sex when the male nuts and then proceeds to throw tea bags on the woman. Then he pisses on the tea bags. And there you have a British pound.

Passing a chemistry exam with a blindfold on