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Bristol, TN is so boring I had to write the definition. Bristol is home to the "World's Fastest 1/2 Mile" Bristol Motor Speedway. Bristol is also the "Birthplace of Country Music" There is nothing to do in Bristol but drugs when you can find them.
"Gawd there's nuthing to do in "Bristol, TN" ya wanna go get high?"
"Sure there's nuthing else to do. Let's see if we can get some pills too!"
by Medium Biscuits August 26, 2008
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
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Insanely shitty place to live on the TN/VA border. As the other definition explained 12 years ago, the only fun thing is drugs. Everyone smokes weed, drinks, and vapes starting at 14 or 15. It’s literally the only fun thing to do. Most kids end up going to UT Knoxville and either become raging alcoholics or addicted to coke. A comment I once received was “damn everyone from Bristol can fucking drink!” but it’s literally all to do. But hey, fuck it, “a good place to live”
Hey man, where you from?

Bristol, TN!

I’ve never heard of it

That’s a good thing, keep it that way
by who tf drained my puff bar February 04, 2020
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