It's impossible to distinguish between a troll and a real neocon wingnut because no matter how stupid the troll's posts, we've all seen something equally as stupid from an actual neoconservative.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.