1. "I went to make my mead, but the next thing I knew I had brikings in my shorts."
2. "I kept yelling over my wife until she handed me a fistful of my brikings medications."
3. "I don't drink commercial mead with sorbate because the flavor causes me a fit of the brikings."

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz

wen that cop cort me i was fuckin brikin maself

The Brikings are making a new mead, you should try it.