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The biggest boy ever. And he’s cool, and he’s not single, and he’s not a simp.
Brien is amazing.
by BrienX August 03, 2020
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A man who messes around with other men, but no one would ever know by looking or talking to him. Used by gay black men to identify masculine gay men or DL Brothas.
"I am going to the mall to look for some trade"
"The club was packed with trade, honey"
by Darren December 03, 2004
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Noun; A Giant among men. A Boss. International Player. Savage. Visionary.

Fact: Most children named Brien are extremely talented and 42% have genius IQ's before they have puberty.
"Bruh, props for closing that 6 billion dollar deal! You Brien'd up on that real proper cuhz"
by TheFactsYo February 14, 2017
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The kindest type of man this world will ever know. Will hold doors, then run to the other side of an establishment just to hold the second door for you.

Briens love to hug and chat one on one.

He is the type of person who will be single all his life due to the fact that he is too much of a forking wimp.

He is very nice to his friends but is afraid of being nice to his crushes for fear that they will think he is objectifying them, or that they will think he is only nice in an effort to get laid.
Why are you such a Brien, you held the door for me 3 minutes ago, at the ENTRANCE to the building.

Stop being such a Brien, you're wasting your life away, you're not always a nice guy just because you do something nice.
by Pseudonym.v.96.2 October 30, 2018
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a short bald man. typically referred to as an angry dwarf.
"yo dude whys that dwarf so angry?"
"I don't know man.. must be a Brien."
by head_and_shoulders June 03, 2019
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The gaelic spelling of Brian. Most commonly given when the person is going to be short in stature and confused with leprechauns. People with this name often have other Irish nicknames such as Murph. Typically they make fun of everyone to make up for their shortcomings. Usually a person with this name follows a career path in sales or gay porn.
Is that a leprechaun?? No, it's Brien and he looks angry for no apparent reason.
by Lurch2219 February 05, 2010
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Hes the best lad in the world this lad will show you his skills in bed, Altough he has a big cock he had extremely good muscles and can last in bed for hours this lad will show you some time
Brien is a sexy lad
by Sexy lad699 October 15, 2019
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