A hot blonde, with a perfect body who runs marathons. Especially in New York or Chicago.
Wow, check out the butt on that Bridget Bauer!
by B.B.Chaser July 08, 2011
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any occasion or instance (like reunions) that forces you to converse awkwardly with people knowing they'll be throwing condescending remarks and questions about pathetic aspects of your life e.g. being perennially single
I bumped into Dennis earlier. Thank God he had to go right away! You know how he loves putting people in a Bridget Jones moment.
by jmboytoma July 29, 2010
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When you look at your love life ( and other aspects) and realise how shit it is .

Ending up with bottles of wine / any other alcohol in the house and much junk food.
I had a major Bridget Jones Breakdown last night , I had at least 4 bottles.
by Whitewomensyndrone January 13, 2016
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A kindergarden through 8th grade school. Private school that many kids hate going to.

this is school is known as a hell hole too.

horrible, bad, devestating, WORST THING EVER.
"Did you really go to saint bridget's school for school?"
"yep."
"wow your life must have been hell."
"yes. yes it was."
by attendent December 27, 2009
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A very good friend wh is very epic. When hyper, her epicness increaes by 20%. She has epic hair!!! >:3
Don't die, it's bad for your health.
-Bridget Tofu Slomka
by Imabatscreech May 27, 2012
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Shes kinda weird. In love with pigs for who knows why. Uhgg she is such an ogbuddie.
Hannah:Bridget
Bridget:huh?
by Bridgetisheretoo September 10, 2020
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