Station on the Sirius XM radio network that makes you want to jump off a bridge, as aptly titled. They play only the worst music from the 60's and 70's from artists who might have been popular at a time, but have degenerated to "has-been" status for the most part.
"After a long day of work and listening to this cheese on The Bridge, I think I'm going to jump off of the bridge tonight. At least I won't have to work tomorrow and hear it again."
by raf002 August 03, 2021
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Station on Sirius XM that plays a bunch of no-talent losers who were B-List at best in the 70's. It's been theorized that the name is derived from wanting to jump off of a bridge after a long day of being forced to listen to this station at work.
"After a long day of being forced to listen to the bridge on Sirius XM, Joe decided to end it all and jump off of the bridge.
by raf002 August 25, 2021
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home of the 3 local hard-cases: charmer, crusher and brute people you don, want to fuck with they will "chop your tits off, fry them up infront of you then eat them" if not them will "smack you 9 times to the nose" or in the brutes case just simply "knock you the fuck out"

if you come to whaley on a vacation expect the charm of the charmer to work on you and you will fall in love immediately or if not you will feel the pain of the crusher and the bone also expect to see some of the local nits from a few towns over lying on the floor unconscious when you come to whaley bridge. have a nice stay you taxal teste tickling whaley willy worshipers.
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"are you a whaley willy worshiper?"
" no mae im a chapel chode cherisher"
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The small expanse of skin bridging the bum hole and the genitals.
When I go down on her I rest my chin on whiffers bridge
by Whiffers bridge March 20, 2019
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