The disease of brick. A disease that lives and clings to people who are severely stupid. Also know as bricks. Most bricks cannot hear a dog whistle and will rob you of your gum to satisfy their gum addiction.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.