The insertion of a large clay brick into the rectum of a man. If entered into a woman, it is known as flashlight. That's cool. It bleeds sometimes, watch out. She squeals in pain, and we say "Oopsies!"

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.