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When someone, i.e. a man, has a big beard very similar to the pitcher Brian Wilson and he uses his man beard on a girls clitoris in a vigorous up and down or side to side motion for an extended period of time till she gets off. That said girl has now become "Brian Wilson-ed".
Man, I 'Brian Wilson-ed' a girl last night and she got off so much that my beard turned white.
by Lattimer July 01, 2012
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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The action at which someone screws you over on purpose out of pure jealousy and anger
Guy number 1: *Catches the biggest fish of the trip

Guy number 2: Here let me net it for you *Purposely Knocks the fish of the hook and looses your fish*

Guy number 1: You just Brian Wilson-ed me!
by Not A Hill July 24, 2018
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