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When you shart, piss, and puke a little at the same time.
Dude, did you just brett?

Im getting so fucked up I am bretting tonight.
by Leahcopeland July 08, 2019
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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Drinking a ridiculous amount of alcohol, typically whiskey, by yourself.
Jimmy had a massive hangover Saturday morning after bretting Friday night at home because none of his friends came to his party.
by Dli March 07, 2014
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When one is too cool for words. When someone has a particularly brett like status. When someone is being too sexy to handle. Schlong like you've never seen.
"Man he was totally bretting at that abortion clinic"

"It's going to be a bretting night!"
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