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Brett is a short kid. He's often obsessed with farming & cows. He really likes to speak his mind, and shout out his opinion when really no one gives a single fuck. Brett can become a handful and brings you to the point where you want to somewhat hang yourself. He tries really hard to get the ladies... but does he succeed? No.

Brett is obsessed with politics, and needs to add in his two cents during every conversation. He might actually have brain damage, so you should keep watch of him to make sure he doesn't do something retarded.

He's annoying as hell.
"Wow guys look it's Brett."
"Fucking hate that kid what are you talking about?"

"Looky here we have the gayest of the gay.... Brett."

"Fuck my life I have to be partners with Brett."
by themysterydoggo April 27, 2019
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Some faggot who gets searched alot at school. He is a dick to everyone for no reason.
Did you guys know Brett smokes pot
by $pade with a dollar sign February 20, 2019
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Orlando "managing associate"; fair weather Saints fan; Tebow-less Gator fan.
Are you sure you can log into Westlaw; did you ask Brett, he is the managing associate, after all.
by BudBen February 04, 2010
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A gay guy with the opposite of a receding hairline, a ceding hairline
Brett is such a fag
by Brettgayfag December 13, 2018
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A person that will never have the guts to talk to the girl he likes. Has multiple back up plans and is the fakest person you’ll ever meet. he is a whale. lol
β€œSup Peyton”

β€œOh Brett u fucking loser”
by Isaisdabomb June 16, 2019
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A fuckin faggot he’s gay he sucks dick
Me: you see Brett over there
Friend: yeah he probably just finished sucking dick
by BrettLikesMen October 08, 2019
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