A real tool, the kinda guy to hit you up in the middle of the night or when he's drunk. He talks to a lot of girls but can never actually get a girlfriend.

A short, high pitch voiced male who despises sports, and boys. He would rather hang out with his girl friends any day, rather than being with jocks or at a sports game. Usually has straight or wavy red/blonde hair with thick rimmed glasses. Is a goody two shoes who does well in school and does not swear. Does not think sexually like his rebellious friends. Is hurt or offended easily and is usually wise or cocky if you get on his bad side. Sometimes in love with a PPP singer, most likely Taylor Swift or Marina Diamandis. Spends most of his time sketching, watching reality TV, or staying up all night on the internet, usually tumblr or instagram. Quiet at first, until you get to know him. He wears black all of the time and is a panicky type of guy, who worries way too much and has a strong love for 80's, and vintage and retro items.

Completely gay with a receding hairline. His music is completely shit.
In love with someone named James

brett has a small dick and is a bad motherfucker who likes a girl called lauren.brett wishes he could fuck lauren but he can't because he has a small dick

Odd sounding name given to a Tasmanian baby in the 1950's.

Super sexy boy with a medium penis great at cumming and great at sex!!! Very pouplar and great at play football and basketball!!!

The jolliest of the jolly. Likes when women tickle his devil's driveway. He enjoys competitive ventures, even when there is no competition and it deteriorates his quality of life. He's willing to loan friends $2000 and lets lovers shove organic Italian carrots up his bum. He is interested in all things medical and succeeded in college via unsavory but effective methods.