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Fat loves to eat nachos has tendencies to show homosexuality but is a caring man and emotional at times
Bret is a nice man
by Johnathon mills August 03, 2019
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Noun, proper. "Bee-Ret"- A choad, a stalker. One who is sexually deprived and not quite down enough to obtain the infamous "B-Rad" status.
-Likes to have sex with retarded women and Neanderthals.
Oh damn B-ret why you huffin on dat gasoline?!

Man,don't pull a fuckin B-ret!
by T-Monzeys February 26, 2008
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Person 1: I just baked some bread.
Person 2: Dude, it's pronounced 'bret'.
by GOC (God of Cats) March 21, 2021
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A person who goes on speaking tours on subjects they aren't actually experts in.
"I really loved her presentation on Arachnids in New Guinea last year, but since she's gotten into dark ecology she's become a bit of a Bret"
by Critically September 30, 2014
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Bre't is the name for a guy who is a really sweaty fortnite spam builder and player, Bre't will always try to get in your love life and personal business but for the most part is supportive. A Bre't will constantly have mood swings and like to get in trouble a lot. Bre't usually takes on the look of a sloth with big ears but sometimes a thirsty squirrel looking for a nut. If your name is Bre't your usually act loud and crazy. A Bre't is most likely to have a Stroke. If you have a Bre't in your life you will have a lot of laughs and fun times.
"Jeez why are you spam building? You're such a Bre't!"
by MoistBread83 January 17, 2019
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Annoying dumbass that never shuts up that thinks hes funny.
by BigMike1212 April 14, 2010
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