A Brennan Ju has the narrowest shoulders ever to be faced on planet earth. The kid sucks at drawing and has a secret crush on Onembo. He wears pink shit all the time and his glasses make him look weird. He has a honey-sweet personality and a honey-sweet dick.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.