A guy that is a total prick who doesn't seem to shut up. He usually is known for preying on little children and is wanted in 39 states. He has a current world record for the world's tiniest dick. Like if you saw this guy's dick, you would say, "Shit! That guy has got one small wiener!", which is why most consider him more woman than man or some kind of wierd shit in between.

Brendan is a nice, funny, cool, guy . He can be a cheater and a jerk. He's a player and dates many girls. A Brendan relationships are short and he'll leave a girl heart broken. He's great a sports! He usually is tall and hairy. He is good looking. He'll have a few problems with his teenage puberty. He'll have lots of acme and hairy places. A Brendan adult years are great and successful! A Brendan is a good guy at the end!

an an american dude with a lot of irish blood in him. he thinks hes short but hes not that short, like 5'5. he loves history, god knows how, and ireland. he absolutely hates math and knows that coude is elbow in french thanks to a person he met on the internet.

(Amiro)

Brendan is a guy whos brain is a little bit messed up. He seems like his brain is off. He is a player and not just in sports. He's very athletic and stupid. He likes to dry-hump walls and Polls in public ALOT! He likes to tell dirty jokes.

A person who loves his mom he is always taking care of her he loves her . He hates his father and his father hates him. Brendan loves his family very much brendan is very hansome he is lovely to be around we all love him. Brendan is always helping people such as neighbors an everyone he love his mom dearly. We all love brendan so if you have brendan as a friend you are the luckyest person on earth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A suddenly illiterate person, stemming entirely from unadulterated laziness. A person who often falls clumsily at his workplace. A potato chip eater, especially those that do not belong to him. A mumbler and a word stumbler. Owns old coins and strange foreign currency. Enjoys strange facial hair and knowledge of royalty.

Brendan’s are cute, amazing, loving and they are very loyal. If you have a Brendan in your life or ever encounter one, get to know them and take advantage of the time you have with him. He will make you smile and laugh at anytime of the day. Brendan’s tend to have Brown hair and brown eyes, that you could just stare into all day. Any girl would be lucky to be with him, and that’s why I thank the lord I have a Brendan as mine 💕❤️