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Almost the entire opposite to a fuckboy. This specimen lives entirely from the boys, and devotes their life to putting smiles on their friends faces, through particular acts such as shoey’s, rhinos and getting naked. The vocabulary of the breather isn’t extensive, it centralises around phrases such as “don’t dog the boys”, “yeah the boys” and “sup bro” accompanied with a head raise. Their particular way of life focusing on impressing other males, is usually used to mask feelings of inadequacy towards woman, this usually stems from a high school relationship that went sour because the breather decided to make themselves emotionally vulnerable (it won’t happen again, fuck you Stacey). Well the breather feels most comfortable sinking wets in an apartment in New Zealand funded through an extensive student loan, they are actually in Wellington, Dunedin ect…to go to University. They struggle to sit in a lecture theatre for more than 30 minutes, without retreating to the toilets to rail a line of pingers (which is most likely laundry powder), and due to this have already cost their upper middle class family over $2000 dollars in failed commerce papers. They will most likely be found wearing Huffer attire, and a Rodd & Gunn hat roaming the streets of a New Zealand city hungover on a Monday.
Girl 1 - "Did you finally talk to big Jock last night? He was looking pretty cute !"
Girl 2 - "No he was to busy doing a rhino, and stealing darts of Catelyn"
Girl 1 - "Oh, that sucks, I didn't know he was such a breather"
by Breathersaurus September 13, 2018
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May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
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Name given to group of University boys in New Zealand who smash caps, darts, billy mavs, dnb and AC's
"grog at ours, bring all the breathers"

"Breathers assemble"
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A break. Usually used in the context of "to take a".
It's hard work... you'll want to take a breather every few hours.
by 555-5555 November 05, 2006
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brother or bro when reffering to a friend. Mostly used in new zealand by boys. In replacement of 'BRO'
Ezra: we got a game on wednesday gee
Keanu: churr breather ;)
by mother of god ;) September 02, 2012
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A person who makes no earthly contribution to life. They stand, sit or lay around doing nothing except putting down others that have done something in life. They take up too much oxygen breathing my air.
Man, Rick talks about everybody and has not done anything in life worth a hill a beans - he is such a breather.
by Kathylu May 26, 2010
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Usually some guy who smashes Waikatos with some weird ass name. Lives and breathes the boys. Uses local slang like "Chur" and "safe". Thinks everything is grouse. Out the gate music taste but people don't seem to mind Hard bass. Joyful.
Aiden: Chur breather, you're the next best thing since sliced bread!
Deano: Tumeke my bro.
by Breatheren March 23, 2020
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