I haven't seen you in a long time. You haven't returned my texts with the speed you normally do. You seem like you are kind of distant when we talk or text. Usually said to someone you are clearly not in a relationship with.
I haven't heard from you all day. Are we breaking up?
by muscratgrrl August 22, 2018
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A guy who breaks up with his girlfriend in public in a cold and cruel manner.
He's sucha' damn break-up jockey for dumping Sarah like that!
by Type2GenomeManiac June 12, 2017
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A guy who breaks up with his girlfriend in public in a cold and cruel manner. Later he will date someone who is close to her.
He's sucha' damn break-up jockey for dumping Sarah like that!
by Type2GenomeManiac June 12, 2017
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You gotta wonder what kind of people would buy a break up letter, even if it was the original. It doesn't seem like something the CIA would have any interest in, and most people don't have much, if any, interest in a conversation between two people they don't know, financial or otherwise.
Guy- I've been trying to get a few more break up letters to add to my collection at home, do you have anything like that?

Girl- Yea, actually I do, this one here is 700 dollars.

Guy- Sure, okay that's just what I had in mind.
by Solid Mantis December 18, 2019
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Having sex with someone after a break up or in between relationships.
Barney Stinson would be the bro to successfully pull off the Break Up Boink because he's legen-wait for it-dary.
by the bro July 21, 2014
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when a guy doesn't love you anymore and goes to find someone better :(
girl 1: hey, i just went through a break up
girl 2: oh im so sorry, you could do way better
by blaaaa226 August 23, 2022
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When suddenly the girl you want to marry says she no longer loves you. Or in matter of fact she say she stopped loving you one year ago but simply didn't want to be alone so she used you. And now she has found another interesting buddy in her life that can think of instead of you. And you have to go NOW! Pack up you ruined life, forget about those 6 miserable years of thinking about her and try not to commit suicide. Also drink all of your wedding ring money with friends...
Rado I love you no more! I want to break up with you! You're not the person I thought you are.
by losh_user_at_the_pc January 3, 2018
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