1. period of the day that includes Special K.

2. Meadow's favorite part of the day, because she loves staring at the back of Special K's "box".
Y: Now it's time for BREAKFAST!
M: I've been waiting all day for this!
Y: I know. You've been telling me all day.
M: oops.
Y: Dork.
by luvinmesumspecialK November 18, 2008
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eggs- weed
cooking- smoking weed
pans- pipe
hey man you want to eat some "eggs".
-mother: what are you doing son.
-son: nothing I'm just cooking.
-son/friend: lets clean the pans.
-son: that breakfast got me twisted
by shannon and brandi January 31, 2009
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Bob- "Can I have cake for breakfast?"

Shirley- "Only if you fry it up in grease and then smother it with butter and syrup."

Bob- "That's freaking brilliant."
by Something like Susie April 24, 2012
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1) "Dude, I could sure have some breakfast."
2) "Dude, you're my breakfast."
by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003
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Noun

1. Eating after you fast.
2. First meal of the day.

Once you have your regular 7 to 8 hour sleep,( mainly durning the night), your body basically fast because you haven't eaten in hours. So to fuel your mind and body, you break your fast by eating a meal when you wake up, (mainly in the morning).
The doctor told me to fast by not eating after 9pm for blood work in the morning.

After the blood work I can have breakfast.
by Sharkizy May 24, 2012
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n. The ratio of sausages (males) to eggs (females) at a place, event, or social gathering. The optimal ratio is a matter of preference, but experts recommend a healthy mix for a balanced breakfast.
Person 1: How was the breakfast ratio at the party last night?
Person 2: Terrible! Hardly a woman in sight — it was a total sausage fest.
by alberge November 22, 2013
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When a secretly gay, married man acts in a way that is particularly attentive to his wife (such as making her breakfast in bed), in an attempt to make up for the sham marriage in which she is imprisoned.
- My friend's husband takes her out to celebrate every month's anniversary of their wedding. Why aren't you sweet like that?

- Nah, he's just trying to make up for being out cruising for hot guys every other night of the month. Classic Huachón Breakfast.
by Uncle Beast December 04, 2012
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