Francine was regularly breakfasting and was usually asleep by noon.

We woke up early and went breakfasting downtown.

Who the fuck needs to know what breakfast is? Seriously...why are you even searching it?

"I don't believe that there is enough evidence to suggest that breakfast is a plausable event. With a lack of eye witnesses, we are forced to conclude that it does not exist"

I eat ass for breakfast

Guy1: "Hey man, how did it go with Jennifer last night?"
Guy2: "It was great! Also, this morning, we got some kinky breakfasting going before heading out. Bed was all kinds of sticky afterwards"
Guy1: "Dude, nice."

You may get breakfast in bed, but I get dinner in bed, which is much better.

Guy 1: damn, i just had a good ass breakfast this morning.

Guy 2: Really, what did you have ?

Guy 1: My wife...