Urban Dictionary: Breakfast

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A mythological event before the dawn of time.

"I don't believe that there is enough evidence to suggest that breakfast is a plausable event. With a lack of eye witnesses, we are forced to conclude that it does not exist"

by Rupert Budge March 18, 2007

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Jul 22 Word of the Day

ult

Short for ultimate bias. Typically used by fangirls and fanboys to describe their favourite celebrity amongst the many that they are fans of.

G-Dragon is my ult

by Uglycat February 19, 2017

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Breakfast

A meal...obviously...

Who the fuck needs to know what breakfast is? Seriously...why are you even searching it?

by Chick mag January 14, 2010

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breakfast

The first meal of the day, sometimes served in bed. However, dinner is much better in bed.

You may get breakfast in bed, but I get dinner in bed, which is much better.

by LK March 21, 2004

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ass

I eat ass for breakfast

by YeboyWithAHugeOne October 12, 2018

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Breakfast

The act of eating your woman out in the morning while your kids are sleeping. (in a sexual way)

Guy 1: damn, i just had a good ass breakfast this morning.

Guy 2: Really, what did you have ?

Guy 1: My wife...

by latinflavor August 16, 2009

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breakfast

A meal that is usually served in the morning.

Let's go to IHOP (International House of Pancakes) for breakfast today!

by Kyle May 17, 2003

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