Lucky Charms would be the breakfast of champions..

Wheaties. Y'know, orange box, famous athletes plastered on the front? Tastes like burnt ass? Yeah, that stuff.

A morning bongload usually with ice cubes instead of bongwater. Very refreshing.

When up to four people (usually asians) gather around a wok and inject massive amounts of egg yolk into each other's asses. They proceed to have a conversation for about 15 minutes before shitting the feces-egg mixture into the wok. Broil for 10 minutes. Enjoy.

That white shit that the crew in the Matrix eat.

Any form of 'push on thru' fuel consumed between 5 and 8am following an all-nighter. Generally consisting of a cocaine, speed, pills washed down with beer or vodka.

1: A martinni
2: A great book by a great American author Kurt Vonnegut
3: Me baby it's all me